Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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