Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
