Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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