In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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