Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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