we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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