well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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