miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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