There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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