Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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