Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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