From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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