its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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