***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
ttyl tear gas
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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