I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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