what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
