i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
