Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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