she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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