Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
