Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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