I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
