I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
