i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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