glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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