So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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