Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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