Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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