Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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