Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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