We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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