I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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