My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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