just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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