It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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