think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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