No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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