What a fucking waste of an outfit
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
