Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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