Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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