508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
you never un-have a 4some
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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