Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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