You just made me feel so damn special
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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