I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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