rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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