Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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