remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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