I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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