Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In America we eat man semen.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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