Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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