If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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