Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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