Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
two words...techno handjob
did i walk over a car last night?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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